I've got a friend who says, "Hey! Anytime!"

There was a blizzard outside
so I drew this I guess?

Unless that offers expired Blog? I have been less than frequent... You are under no obligation to indulge my ever whim but here goes. 

First a little song to listen to whilst I pour my mind for the first time in what seem likes months, its a nice little ditty by She & Him's M. Ward and Zooey Deschanel, once again another band I have nobody to listen to with, but I'm used to that by now! Been listening to their two albums a lot lately and I've found it extremely relaxing and therapeutic. I can forget everything when I'm listening to them! This particular one I only heard the other night, I only had the second album until recently when I obtained a copy of the first one. Its a very beautiful bittersweet song that you just can't seem to find anywhere else nowadays.

A taste of things to come

Guitars! (Now on mp3 player)

I'm beginning to realise that my blogs are never going to pick up in frequency while I'm writing them on the home computer. Its hard to find enough time to just write to my hearts content about whatever with them watching TV in the background. So I'm making it priority one to get my laptop fixed now.

Incoming...

Very, very, very soon! I promise thee blog. Just a little patience!

The Last Guardian

Uh oh

Okay so it would seem I let the blog slip behind a little. But not to worry I'll have loads to blog about soon :) The Ham Beast is back so many adventures will be had trying to slay the demon whore. Anyway I've been messing around on guitar again for the first time in about 4-5 years and recording stuff on my mp3 player in case i forget it a few weeks down the line. Nothing near complete or finished.

Buy polar bears today

Today was just one of those days. Woke up on the wrong side of my mind.

iBlog

Making this blog on an iTouch so it's taking ages to type with this touch screen.

Double Vocal Feature Extrrrrrravaganzaaaaa!

So back to the music... This first track is a cover
I recorded of aRadiohead song in 2006. It was actually
just a warm up before doing an original recording,
what that was I do not know. Anyway the song is
Gagging Order and it has some funky tuning that
sounds fantastical, and is a lot of fun to play!
Shame my voice sounds so weak. I don't think its
wise to attempt to sing a song with Thom Yorke
vocals, not with my range.

Pikachures!

 Took some pictures the other day. I left it 5 days from when I saw baby ducks until taking this picture. They weren't tiny any more :( Missed my chance again. That or there was baby ducks hiding on me that day. Anyway I was gonna split these up to milk the blog but sure here they are!

Monocle Paste

OH NOES!!

So it would seem during my time in that awful emo band I was still recording my own music. See I pretty much had no creative input in that band, sure I tried at first, I was even told it would just be me ste and itch jammin whatever on guitars. I show up on day one, get assigned as the singer (god knows why?!) and we're aiming to be a popular scene band so we can "make it".

Musical Past

Rachels gone away :( For 6 weeks. I dunno what I'm gonna do to pass the time but at least I have work to help. Oh yeah thats right, I got a job workign in citywest shopping centre. Tis a pretty handy job and i'm only working part time so the days fly in. My laptop died again which has resulted in irregular updates to this blog, but not to worry, with Rachel gone to germany for the next month and a half, I'm more motivated to blog about things. So she, being my only subscriber/viewer I can keep her informed about my life, in case she grows suspicious of the large amounts of hookers I have lined up for while she's away.

Radiohead

"Pablo Honey gave them their start, The Bends proved they weren't a one hit wonder band,

Introducing...

The Weed Wagon!

Surprisingly Accurate

- promise -

I always feel really bad when I can't live up to a promise. I also feel bad when I waste half the day's plans when I have a shit sleep. So today I feel double bad. Normally I wouldn't post this kind of pointless information but I... well I don't know why I'm posting it. Probably because I haven't in a while and that's something else I feel bad about, not updating as often as I'd like. So at least I'm tackling one thing that's got me down. Just wish I could rectify the first two mentioned.

LOST - The End

My TV Studies Essay -Semiotics in LOST-'

Contents.

• Introduction to Semiotics
• LOST Synopsis
• Literary Techniques and Recurring Themes
• Semiotics in Lost
• Season one
• Golf Course
• Music Box
• Halliburton Case

• Season Two
• Charlie’s Piano
• Season Three
• Sun’s Glass Ballerina
• Matryoshka Doll
• Juliet's Knots
• Use of Dolls and Ben’s doll

• Season Four & Five
• Cannonball
• Loophole
• Leadership/manipulation

• Season Six
• Water
• Mirrors and Reflections

• Conclusion
• Bibliography
  

Clippity Clop, Clippity Clop...

Over the dunes and into the sea ACROSS THE SEA

Nunja!

Take that Nuns, No Apartments for you! Or Inflatable chapels! Proper blogs will resume after college leaves me alone.

.y0u. .gave. .n0. .ideas.

And you mined all the gold, you blonde bearded BITCH!

MILES!

Doomed

Holy crap I think I just figured something out in Lost... All season long I've been waiting for a shootout in the water when some island folk are taking a trip between the main island and Hydra island. But it hasn't happened yet.

My Sister

- On Gerry Ryan's funeral - 

*way-ay!*way-ay!*way-ay!*way-ay!*way-ay!*way-ay!*way-ay!*way-ay!*

Last night I dreamt we spent the night together.

201

I hope I don't get bombed for this!

Going on to southparkstudios.com with hotspot shield to watch the new South Park, episode 201 and a continuation of episode 200. And on the homepage i noticed a link to a news item from Matt and Trey and they had this to say in regards to episode 201 (still have yet to watch it, came straight on here to share this with you, and by you I mean Rachel. HI! Thanks for reading my garbage ;) )

Pressed release, will eject.

So I'm a bitch for hype. And sometimes I tend to hype myself up on purpose for an upcoming game or tv show. Its the nerd in me that I feel is responisble, one thing I do every thursday is check the press release for next weeks episode of LOST. And there is an unsettling pattern in every episode description. Allow me to demonstrate. I'll highlight the important parts.

Myspace

So Bebo's about to die and I was salvaging photos before the big implosion when I decided to go back to the old circa 05 Myspace page. I found this list I had on it, a embarrassing as it is I'm going to post it.

Jersey Shore

So I decided to give up looking for the last two unown (?, !) and watch something. I'd seen advertisements for this show and immediately hated it. It looked kind of lik the hills, only dumber, and apparently it was all real. So I've decided to watch the first episode, and type my thoughts. I expect to  ? and ! to show up a lot here.

Vajazzle

I'm here today to talk about Vajazzle. I recently learned about this and I'm stunned. The things that come in and out of fashion have always been confusing to me, some things that just seem plain retarded to me seem genius to most other people. For example, entertainment and media outlets for over a decade, as well as fashionistas, mocked the 80's and how ridiculous everyone looked etc... and now it's back in fashion and nobody dares mention the days when it seemed ridiculous. It's like people are afraid to go against popular opinion or just prefer to go with the flow of things. I guess sometimes fitting in and popularity are more important to some people than individuality or making your own opinions or judgements.

Kind of went off the point there, I feel very out of touch with my generation... Sometimes I feel I belong with the other grouches on Grumpy old men. So! Back to the point. Vajazzle.

Strange Things happen

Had the weirdest dream last night and I woke up with a lot of mixed feelings. Hilarity, confusion, excitement and that horrible feeling that someone you love may be betraying you (with a FFM threesome in some weird orgy room). It was strange to feel all that at once and for a while it didn't seem like a dream at all when I woke up. I even got puked on in what I thought was the perfect hiding space from an abusive drunk. Go dreams GO! Strangely I can see how everything in this dream makes sense or relates to stuff currently going on in my life.

HIGH!

THIS is what they butchered a beautiful Thom Yorke song with. It doesn't even seem to fit at all either. Its almost like a music video. And speeding the song up did not help at all. It wiped out all of Yorke's vocal nuances. Another reason for me to not see these movies. I decided to avoid using its name in fear that I may wind up on a young obsessed fan's google search return...

Young Tavelluh!

Image via Wikipedia

What's the story, what's the craic?

Day 1 of a 3 day shoot on a music video for Solo Thang's "All I Need". I got greg to take a picture of me with a Glee cardboard cut out cos I know Rachel would have loved to have been there to pose with it, so hopefully she likes the picture of me and one of her favourite Glee stars (The teacher guy... whats his name!) There's also something beautiful about standing in an empty town house room, the smell of death and rich kids legal highs in the air, as you watch the upper class do their shopping through the window.

Freakin weekend

Friday! What can I say about Friday? Not much... Myself, herself, himself and himself too were in a house watching The Mighty Boosh. Not too eventful. But it happened. And Saturday night was a house warming party in god damn clonsilla. Its pretty far out there if you're coming from Rathcoole.

Happy Easter

We await your triumphant return, O Lord.

Over the hill and into the woods

00:42:43:07-
00:47:00:23

iTampon

What kind of Pokémon are you?

For Ralhec

GirlShades

I've decided to not take part in that rat race everyone seems to do in life, that's been thrown at u almost every day since we were born. That we have to make it big, do well in school, go to a great college, get a great job and make loads of money to buy a bigger house and a better car and lots of things you can buy and then settle down and raise a family.

Jonna Lee - DC Sleeps alone tonight

I RIKE IT!

Mr. Cryceratops

From Blogger Pictures

Extended

You can think about a lot of things in the short time it takes for a bus to complete its journey, which can be a good thing or a bad thing depending on your mood. Its surprising the amount you can get done just sitting there staring out the window as existence flies by. I would have to say my mood is quite thoughtful today and i seem to be looking forward more so than usual, preparing myself for the multiple outcomes the next few months will bestow.

What I started typing while pretending to do an assignment

The next step was to do something I’d never done before, take off my clothes for a high sum of money, god damn that tempting mistress that is money, always there, hanging over my head. What should I do I asked myself? And the conclusion was simple. I should just blow up the world, or my world to be exact. There’s no such thing as a single world, and there never will be.