The Last Guardian

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Musical Past

Rachels gone away :( For 6 weeks. I dunno what I'm gonna do to pass the time but at least I have work to help. Oh yeah thats right, I got a job workign in citywest shopping centre. Tis a pretty handy job and i'm only working part time so the days fly in. My laptop died again which has resulted in irregular updates to this blog, but not to worry, with Rachel gone to germany for the next month and a half, I'm more motivated to blog about things. So she, being my only subscriber/viewer I can keep her informed about my life, in case she grows suspicious of the large amounts of hookers I have lined up for while she's away.

28/05/09 - 23:49

Had a great saturday night! Went to a 21st for Rachels cousin Stephen. Not much memories of it because I got pretty wasted. But I just discovered as I was typing this that I got up and danced... so yeah I was pretty DRUNK! Had a fun weekend with Rachel :D Even though she puked in my bed :P

Painted five Orks the other day in Gers. Pictures of those below. Not much else really going on. But I'll definitely have stuff to talk about soon enough here! So it's a short one!

07/04/09 03:50 -

I guess I should start with a simple introduction. My name is Andrew Gaynor and I have no idea why I made this. The only thing clear to me is what the voice in my headphones is saying, a message of warning for those who choose to hear it.

"No more leaky holes in your brain

And no false starts"

Took this photo today of a baby.

My Mother minds this baby and her parents call her Aideen.

She was only little when she first started coming to her house, but now she is one years old.

There are 3 words she can say very clearly;

- "Mommy".

- "Princey".
- "Andy".

The weekend was an eventful one. I smoked too much green stuff and drank a good lot. This combination of alcohol and herb led me to many places where I witnessed several events, the most notable two been Ste O'Hara's BBQ and Marey's Birthday. Rachel Cunt Features was up for the weekend trying to devour my soul. She left on Sunday instead got distracted by a burger she found in her back pocket. We never got to watch lost, even though I had downloaded it on Thursday morning.

Ger and Kenny where in my house tonight. Things had changed from the time they arrived up to the time they left. The change was also accountable to their presence. Through their aid, I managed to defeat Wesker at the end of Resident Evil 5.

When they had left I had a cup of tea, and smoked the last of my Northern Lights. A lovely little duo I enjoyed out my back garden, looking up at the vast universe and the lights of stars long dead, nothing more than a memory now. It reminded me of my own expiration date and I felt uncomfortable. So I didn't spend long out there once my joints light had also extinguished along with the stars. If anyone was making it back into the house alive, it was me.

The voice from my headphones is still persistent in delivering it's messages through me, and I suppose I'll continue to do so, by signing off with it's final message.

"We Ride Tonight!".

So its been a while! My bad!

I've been totally just busy and have had no time to update this.
So I guess I'll fill you in on everything I can Livejournal guy.

So thursday I had tv Productions in the morning.
We just talked about doing our ENG, which we'll be doing all next week.
Its gonna be hectic but fun! Gotta kick some butt in that!!!!

We didnt have media analysis on thursday so got to go home early.
I ended up crashing for the whole day.
And when i woke up at night, I decided fook that, If i stay awak ill crash again tomorrow.
So I went to sleep again and slept all through the night too!
Insane-o!

But come friday I felt rejuvinated and alive again!
So friday we had the usual communications and health and safety.
Friday is most definitely our most boring day.
Im not usually in till ten on that day.
but i had to come in at nine along with three other people.
to do a meeting assignment for communications.
Basically we record ourselves in a meeting. kinda gay.
But only me and emma showed up.
Since we didnt have our interview assignment done we decided to get that done

We had to do a job interview as if it was for a job workin on a film.
So me and emma came up with the ultimate film to go to an interview for!

Its an action-rom-com. With reese witherspoon as a young soldier fighting during the vietnam war
She falls in love with her commanding officer,(Hugh Grant). But it been the army...
Thier love is forbidden! This summer, Alls fair in Love and War.
Reese witherspoon and hugh grant IN
"Love is wrong, In the Vietkong!"

Haha anyways the rest of the day was pretty lame.
Whn i got home i played some video games and ate some foods.
Then i went to gers for a lil while. He was at home from work cos he was sick.
Went to mullers for food and drink. I was feelin a bit tired aroun 6 so i went home.
Then i went o lie down for a little while.
And was woken up by RACHEL the thunderous roar of a savage beast!!!!!! :D :D :D  :O :O :O

I missed her shit the bed, lots and lots.
So we did I threw STUFF... in hops to startle the monster
Then we went to gers and played vijo gayums! But they alls ended up goin to town.
So we went back to mine and watched movies and other junk and got a prety early night...
Surprisingly...

We woke up and ate breakfast with the family, kinda. Hahaha and thn we went to town to catch a film.
4 months, 3 weeks and 2 days.
Was pretty good! Check it out if you can!





Anyways I also bought some b+w film for me camjra!
Good times!

Then we got hot chocolate at heavenly and got the bus home.
We rested a little while and then went to gers to drink lots.
Before goin in to town to drink more!
YAY WEEKEND!

So i drank vodka and beer in gers and then we went for the bus...
Which we missed due to smackdown related circumstances.
But some random polish guy who knew ger gave us a lift all the way to town!
Crazy guy! Anyways it was hlarious cos we were wasted and it was all random.
Then we went dorans which was cool!
Most folkle were there! Including peoples form college! YAY!
I got drunk and made a fool of myself but it was all in good fun!
Rachels Cunt Features is the best WORST:D Love Despise that girl Hambeast!

oh yeah we saw a SEAL! in the liffey! A REAL LIVE SEAL!
Whats it doin in the most toxic of toxic rivers? The idiot!

Actual footage of Cunt Features, the Ham Beast


so fast forward sunday. We just hung around mine playing guitar hero.
Rachel Cunt Features slept alot too as ham beasts are known to do. Shes the cutest asleep! horrendous!
And whenever she wakes up and shes well rested shes always playful :D she farts the place out something awful!
I love HATE stinking Ham beasts! playful rachel! :)

Anyways been bored mostly since. I'll be heading to gers later to play video games and stuff
Listen to this.

Pain

Fucking AH! Horribly upset, feel broken down and useless. Everything I do turns things to shit. People would be better off if they stayed the fuck away from me. I'm a no good spineless liar who is full of shit.

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