So I decided to give up looking for the last two unown (?, !) and watch something. I'd seen advertisements for this show and immediately hated it. It looked kind of lik the hills, only dumber, and apparently it was all real. So I've decided to watch the first episode, and type my thoughts. I expect to ? and ! to show up a lot here.So Jersey Shore is where everyone wants to be this summer, and strangers get a Jersey Shore house and live together for the summer. A member of the cast, who I'm sure I'll be introduced to later says he "can't wait to get in to the house, meet some girls, meet some guys, see whats going on, I'm ready to go!". Whether this imply's he swings both ways or not, I'll have to wait and see. But I'm going with yes...
First up is Pauly D, he's tanned, has slicked back hair and likes to spin chrome. And never stops spinning. He's openly proud for living the Guido lifestyle, apparently he's Italian underneath all the sunbed tan. Oh yeah he claims he's serious about his lifestyle so much he has his own stand up sun bed. He's the king of cool! Oh and he has a big barrel of weight gain muscle pill thingys. Dunno what you call em but he has them! According to Guido, in order to represent the Italian lifestyle and all it stands for you need "family, friends, tanning, gel, and everything". Who knew it was so simple?!. Ooh! And he DJ's, and even has his own tag line! "I'm your girls favourite DJ!". Because he always ends up stealing some guys girl, not by his choice, it just happens apparently? Guido seem's to be quite the confident guy, in his mind he's god's gift to everyone , the definition of the Italian Stallion, and I already hate him!
Guido Facts
- Takes 25 minutes to do his Hair
- He gets it perfect EVERY SINGLE TIME!
- Never leaves without his Gel
- Has predictable tribal tattoos and muscles.
- Wears sunglasses
- Drives a motorcycle
- Estimated IQ of <70
Moving on from Guido, we're introduced to Nicole "Snooki". She's one of those Indian girls who acts like she's black. It would appear this show is trying to be as multicultural as possible, not because it jsut so happened the people they cast all tuned out to be of different ethnicitys, but because it was chosen to be that way. This say's alot of things. Her life dream consists of moving to Jersey shore, finding a hot tanned guy and living her life, an ambitious girl if ever I met one. She also loves Guido's.... okay... Okay I don't think I can do this anymore!! I am not wasting this much time on this garbage! So forget about it!
Pokémon for a little while longer I think, and then back to College work. Been a while since I posted my Pokémon team, in fact I only did it once when I got the game. So here's where it's at now, I realise nobody will care but I wanna track my progress, should have done this more really.
Meganium - Lvl.55 - MaleHP - 175
Atk - 126
Def - 137
Sp. Atk - 110
Sp. Def - 123
Spd - 130
Move set
-Cut
-Body Slam
-SolarBeam
-Magical Leaf
HP - 158
Atk - 150
Def - 136
Sp. Atk - 89
Sp. Def - 104
Spd - 151
Move set
-X-Scissor
-Super Power
-Rock Smash
-Hyper Beam
HP - 208
Atk - 180
Def - 129
Sp. Atk - 135
Sp. Def - 181
Spd - 134
Move set
-Extrasensory
-Charge Beam
-Flash
-Overheat
HP - 179
Atk - 114
Def - 113
Sp. Atk - 118
Sp. Def - 95
Spd - 131
Move set
-Wing Attack
-Fly
-Mirror Move
-Quick Attack
HP - 187
Atk - 114
Def - 112
Sp. Atk - 137
Sp. Def - 118
Spd - 100
Move set (HM Junky)
-Surf
-Whirpool
-Waterfall
-Blizzard
HP - 235
Atk - 176
Def - 136
Sp. Atk - 225
Sp. Def - 134
Spd - 233
Move set
-Psycho Cut
-Strength
-Poison Jab
-Rock Climb
I need to stop been such a nerd...
Yay Pokemon!
ReplyDeleteI advised you to replace Magmortar with Mewtwo...as i am very knowledgeable in these things.
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