Vajazzle

I'm here today to talk about Vajazzle. I recently learned about this and I'm stunned. The things that come in and out of fashion have always been confusing to me, some things that just seem plain retarded to me seem genius to most other people. For example, entertainment and media outlets for over a decade, as well as fashionistas, mocked the 80's and how ridiculous everyone looked etc... and now it's back in fashion and nobody dares mention the days when it seemed ridiculous. It's like people are afraid to go against popular opinion or just prefer to go with the flow of things. I guess sometimes fitting in and popularity are more important to some people than individuality or making your own opinions or judgements.

Kind of went off the point there, I feel very out of touch with my generation... Sometimes I feel I belong with the other grouches on Grumpy old men. So! Back to the point. Vajazzle.






"Our love's like Rhinestones, falling from your Vag!"


click to enlarge mofo'sBasically its getting rhinestones or diamonds or maybe bits of tinsel, depending on yr budget, glued to your vajayjay, ya know, to make it look pretty or something? Now not on the actual Vagina itself or anything, but rather in the pubic region. Either way it just looks retarded to me, its like buying tacky underwear with rhinestone love hearts or playboy bunnies on it, that eventually become pointless as pieces come off on repeated washes. It's like that, only on your skin, down at your crotch. And female celebrities are lapping it up like last nights booze filled concoction of narcotics. It's definitely up there with the tramp stamp, but just below it cos its not as permanent as that.

I'm beginning to think I hate everything. ESPECIALLY Jennifer Love Hewitt... Here's a video of her apparently talking about getting bling on her crotch. I havent watched it myself, theres a little boy next to me and I dunno if he's prepared to come face to face with Jeniffer, or hear her talk about her Blingin' taco.

*update* This just in! Ratemyvajazzle.com