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Just a bunch-o-crap from 2010 I never finished. I promise thee blogoland, more up to date entries incoming.
The Candidate *spoilers* (Originally unfinished on 5/5/2010)
Here be spoilers. If you haven't seen the new episode of Lost (PIGVOMIT!) then wait until then before reading this... Because I need to talk to SOMEBODY about it, even if it is just typing it up in my blog... I also wanna discuss next weeks episode and some theories... NERD OFF! Okay Spoilers staaaart NOW!
The episode started with the Sideways timeline, so I'll begin there. I wont jump back and forth between the two like in the episode, I'm just going to deal with each timeline separately.
So we get no Previously on LOST, which I'm more than happy about. We need all the screen time we can get as we go into the last 4 episodes. Straight away we've got Jack and Locke in the Sideways talking about Locke been a Candidate (for some crazy new spinal surgery) and Jack trying to convince him to take the leap. Surprisingly enough this doesn't interest Locke at all, he seems to want to stay a cripple, the exact opposite of Original Locke. But we find out later on he has his reasons, thanks to Jack sticking his nose into other peoples business. There's also some scenes with Bernard and Helen that are vital to the episode but deal more with narrative themes such as Irony and of course the mirroring between the two timelines (Flocke saves Jack in OT, Jack saves Locke in FST)
The Sideways Locke had been taking flying lessons and decided to take his father as his first official passenger. Locke mentions he doesn't even remember what happened that they crashed before they even took off, and now *drum roll* Anthony Cooper is a vegetable in a wheelchair. If you ask me he deserves it for his actions in the original timeline. You know... things like been responsible for sawyers parents deaths, stole Locke's kidney, made him crippled and so on.
So Jack comes back to Locke and mentions their previous meeting in LAX and repeats Locke's words of wisdom and relates them to Locke's father. Once again we hear "whatever happened, happened" muttered by a character. Locke once again refuses to be a Candidate for this new procedure and rolls away from Jack. What does Jack say? "I wish you had believed me." Fook!!
So the Island was where all the Juicy holy fuck stuff happened. It starts off with Jack waking up in the out rigger and is informed by Sayid that Flocke saved him. We find out that Widmore has taken the rest of the Losties to the Polar Bear Cages, luckily Sawyer and Kate didn't get it on in the cages again. Although I half expected Sin and Jun to be humping like rabbits in them after their three years of seperation. Widmore explains he has a list of names and that Kates name isn't on it and he has no problem killing her, and uses this to get them to comply and go into the cages without a fight. They set up a sonar fence aroud the cages and Widmore tells sawyer its for their own good.
I want to take this time to talk about my feelings towards Widmore this season. Originally when he first popped his head out of the water in that sub I figured he was on the Island for his own selfish reasons and didn't care too much for MIB and Jacobs game. However after meeting his crew and Zoe and finding out the Package was Desmond, my opinion on Widmore changed. I feel he's on Jacobs side and has his own role to play. Basically when he's keeping them in cages and say's its for their own good... I beleive him. There are many theorists out there who think that the MIB is good and that he really is trying to help... But I've never been one of them. I've always seen him as the bad guy and I've never trusted him. I never thought I'd say this about Widmore but... I think he's been a good guy all along.
Anyways Sayid disarms the sonar fence and smokey comes along and fucks everybodys shit up, while Jack frees the captive Losties.
Would you like a moustache? (Originally unpublished on 6/5/10)
We as a race have a vast history of knowledge to draw on, to learn from our mistakes and better ourselves... yet we dont. Ever. People never learn from their mistakes or the mistakes of their forefathers. I sorta picked up on this early on in life and I'm thankful for that. It's given me this vast enlightenment early on in life that I don't think many people come to realise until it's too late. I'm not well read so sometimes I find it difficult to explain how I see or understand things, but I do my best. So I might not even get my point across here but I'm certain theres one in here somewhere.
The reason I brought all this up is because today we're blessed with the wonders of modern technology. Most importantly though is the Internet. It seems every second of everyones life is getting documented on the internet somewhere, we have video and picture proof of any instance deemed news worthy to the user. And it's there for everyone to see, forever. Its not going anywhere and it cant be altered because its already reached too many people for them not to notice something. We may have just entered our first century where History cannot be altered. And here I am with my earlier problem... I know what the point is that I'm trying to get across... I just can't seem to find the wording to say to ensure I got my message across.
I'm not even sure what I'm on about anymore. I will escape with some distracting song lyrics before anyone notices! BWAHA!
I have been trying to write
A haiku for you
Some things I just can't do
Maybe you're beyond ancient
Asian poetry
Or maybe it's just me
I have trying to get
This haiku just right
All night for you alright
I'm through!
Maybe this poem was lost
In the sauce we spilled
That never got refilled
I've never thought much
of formulaic verse anyway
End rhymes are not my fort-
I have been trying to get
This haiku just right
All night for you alright
I'm through!
I'm trying not to try to hard
But you're hard to write down right
So I pen these trite attempts
At haikus for you tonight
La da dee diddum
La da daddum doo
Diddle dum doo la deedle
There! That's sufficient.
I wrote a haiku for you
Well I tried at least
And that's not so bad
I'm working here
Can that be said for you?
I'm trying not to try too hard
But you're hard to write down right
So I pen these trite attempts
At haikus for you tonight
Words don't work like Webster says
They trip me up all night
I'm just trying to write for you
But you're hard to write down right
Reach for the skies (Originaly woeful on 19/10/10)
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